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The Devil in Mrs. Depp, Part I

Amber Heard is getting a bit of attention these days with her role (besides co-starring in a home video featuring wine, a bloated angry sex symbol, broken cabinet doors and a poorly positioned iphone) in the billion dollar movie Aquaman. The articles featured this month in Shape and Cosmopolitan Magazines tells a story from the perspective of an abuse victim and the reason Ms. Heard is actually famous. Below is a list of publicly known events during a relationship and marriage that shows why this relationship may have been, let's say..a dumb idea.                                           Starring together in Rum Diary in 2009, Johnny Depp was led by his cock into a mistake for the ages.  They fucked around, undetected until June, 2012 when Depp dumped his longtime girlfriend and mother to his children.  Heard brought excitement and exhibitionism into the stale world of a stiff armed, guitar plucking wannabe rock star who couldn't find enough excitement in the occupatio
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The Demon Amber Heard: Coming Soon

Delving into abuse allegations and the growing Twitter hatred for the former Mrs. Tom Hanson.

Flashback Friday: Battoe of the Beards

Contestant number one. The years 1999/2000. In this corner, we have a stunning piece of red strange. A rounds-maker in Hollywood. A go-getter. Some would say a real bitch. Around this time she says Harvey Weinstein was jerking off in front of her. She had just tried to swindle and failed with Sylvester Stallone and Ashley Hamilton. She struggled for a career and not just one of a tabloid fixture. This is Angie Everhart. Howard Stern was fresh off a divorce, and knowing what we know now, dabbling in polish Pittsburgh beard territory with a middoe aged modoe (for that world anyway) on the side. But that wouldn't get press or bring the illusion of his heterosexuality to the mainstream. In Angie's modeling career, she appeared on the covers of Elle and Glamour. Yes a real model. Not schilling insulation or polyester pants in your Grandmother's favorite catalogue             She also had a slightly better than C list movie career. From her Wikipedia: E

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I'm getting an itch to spew negativity on the webs again. This time, I can't handle the single topic of a spoiled Hamptons Dolt.        My topics will be more open with a peppering of Beefus nonsense. She won't escape completely. I'll grab a handful of acrylic hair before she runs out the door. Because it is and always will be our goal to bring light to the never ending plight of candle burned kittens roaming the hills of Squabble Lane.

Coming ‘Round the Bend Again